![]() History: Pinneritis was first diagnosed in May 2006. The center will by run by it's founder, Professor Jeff "If you can roll it, smoke it" Gallo, Also known as Professor Jeebus "Christ, I have no job" Gallo. A rehabilitation center is in the midst of being developed in the little known country of Poochland, situated off the coast of Mexico. A straight-forward smack upside the head, repeated if necessary, until patient loses the ability to move arms and legs. Pinneritis is treatable in it's early form. Treatment: If you experience any of these symptoms please contact your family doctor. ![]() Maxing out your Credit Card and Overdraft so you can buy more weed. Symptoms: Low or non-existent credit rating. Once diagnosed patients are expected not to live any longer than 5 years, unless immediate medical attention is sought. Once it’s ready, open up the machine to get the perfectly rolled joint. Give the edge a lick, and then keep rolling the device. Using your hands again, rotate the rolling machine until only the gummed edge is visible. Pinneritis is characterized by little or no money management skills, drug and/or alcohol abuse, an inability to show any self-restraint or self-control, and a lack of care or consideration for others. Slip a regular-sized rolling paper into the space where your cannabis is, with the gummed edge upwards and facing you. Description: Acute Monogenucleopinneritis, more commonly known as Pinneritis, is a disease or the brain caused by Kai-Uwe syndrome, a rare condition whereby the patient, usually of German descent, is easily susceptible to peer-pressure and homosexual tendencies. Any reference to person(s) living or dead, is purely coincidental. Disclaimer: Names and places have been changed to protect the pinners.
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